Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I m hukt on fonix
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Useless Information
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
No good very bad day
Yesterday was a bad day and to top it off James was out of town. First it started out with the boys deciding that they wanted to get up at 4:30 am (Did I mention A.M.) Then I had a meeting with some people from the school district at 9:00. And you can only imagine how that went with two very active, and tired boys. Well later that day Kaeden fell off the couch and he ended up hitting his head on the corner of his toy container which resulted in a lot of blood everywhere. So I put both the kids in the car and drove to the nearest Instacare. And we ended up leaving with two stitches and a sticker. Well the only good part of my day was when I picked James up from the Airport at 8:00 that night. I hope I don't have any more of these days. Here's to wishing.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Santa Visit
This is the first time Jakob has actually wanted to sit on Santa's lap. We are still working on Kaeden.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Christmas preparation recap
Well I haven't been that good on keeping up on the blogging as I should be. Well to recap some of the things we have been up to. We got our Christmas tree on the 1st of December and we decorated it if you notice all the decorations on the lower half of the tree are non-existant. Thanks to Kaeden and his love of pulling them off the tree and throwing them. Some day I will have a fully decorated tree again. 
And this year Jakob made it a point that he wanted to be the one to put the star on.
We also got a very big storm last week. And Jakob was so excited. James wasn't as thrilled to be shoveling snow again after having two years off.
Jakob wanted to build a snowman so James and Jakob created a masterpiece snowman.
And the rest of this week has been Shopping
And more shopping............
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Educational show's
Jakob and Kaeden love this show and I'm happy that it's something educational. The idea of this show was sure creative. I've even found myself enjoying it every now and then.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
~Some Of My Favorite Things~
*Favorite Color: Blue
*Favorite Flower: Gerbara Daisies
*Favorite Smell: A newborn baby after a bath
*Favorite Candy: Now and Laters
*Favorite Hobby: Scrapbooking
*Favorite Restaurant: Chilis (I would say Chick-Fil-A but they don't have very many here.)
*Favorite Outdoor Activity: I love real camping. (Not Cabins but tents)
*Favorite Animal: Dogs (I love Labs and Great Danes)
*Favorite Comedian: Jerry Seinfeld, Ellen DeGeneres, Jeff Foxworthy
*Favorite Food: Anything Italian
*Favorite Fruit: Pineapple
*Favorite Season: Fall
*Favorite Game: Loaded Questions
*Favorite Vegetable: Avocados
*Favorite Holiday: Halloween
*Favorite Time Of Day: 8:00pm after the boys are asleep
*Favorite Song: Jesus wants me for a sunbeam
Friday, November 2, 2007
The Big Night
I love Halloween!!!! I have always enjoyed Halloween night. I think a lot of why I loved it so much was that as a kid I got to stay up late on a school night. Plus free candy.... We had such a fun night. Jakob has never really been that interested in going around and getting candy but something changed this year. The minute we got to the trunk or treat we couldn't stop him. He even asked us if he could go around the neighborhood and trick or treat. James and I thought he would last for maybe 15 minutes. But 2 hours later we were still going. James and I decided that he had enough candy. But he didn't agree we literally had to pick him up and carry him home screaming "Just one more house" So we had a successful night and a lot of fun.
Be-lated Halloween Update
My younger sister Kelsey invited us to her wards Trunk or Treat on Tuesday. So we got to go trick or treating a day early the boys had so much fun.
